Saturday, July 23, 2011

An Embarrassing Way to Go

An Embarrassing Way to Go
Lyrics by Curtis Hoffmann, Music by Whoever Writes It

Johnny was standing by the side of the street
Looking both ways before moving his feet
Knew there were no cars and the road was clear
Got hit in the head with someone's bottle of beer

His friends, they all agreed....
it was an embarrassing way to go
Everyone's time has got to come, no two ways about it
But if it seems a little dumb, just go and shout it -
I want an embarrassing way to go.


Patti was a looker and she loved to breed,
And a dinner and movie was all she'd need
Didn't ask for cash, not motivated by greed
Crushed by a couch as she sat and peed.

Her date, he certainly agreed....
it was an embarrassing way to go
Everyone's time has got to come, no two ways about it
But if it seems a little dumb, just go and shout it -
I want an embarrassing way to go.


Hemophiliac Tom was a real trip
Scratch him once and he'd begin to drip
Cut himself while shaving on his lip
Took fourteen days to achieve that R.I.P.

Oh yeah, his obit really did read....
it was an embarrassing way to go
Everyone's time has got to come, no two ways about it
But if it seems a little dumb, just go and shout it -
I want an embarrassing way to go.

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