Tuesday, June 30, 2015


I was down at the aquarium scouting out places for the time-lapse photo shoot for Sakurajima, and noticed all the locks for the first time.

Looks like someone wants to copy the bridge in France.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Yuki-hime Keychain

Urusei Yatsura is STILL popular here even after 25 years (1978-1987). Found a capsule ball machine dispensing keychains for 300 yen apiece. This was the last one in the machine. The next day, the machine had been refilled to dispense Crayon Shin-Chan keychains.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Premi Vision

What do YOU think of when you see the words "Premi Vision"?

Saturday, June 27, 2015

C.M.B. volume 29 review

Warning! Spoilers! (Maybe)

(All rights belong to their owners. Images used here for review purposes only.)

C.M.B., vol. 29, by Katou Motohiro. Grade: B

(Making protective amulets in Thailand.)

Purakuruan (Phra Kruang)
Silver Ruben was an oil baron that amassed a huge fortune. After he died, he left his estate to his grandchildren, consisting of 2 greedy brothers and a more sympathetic sister. The three of them, and their lawyer, have invited Shinra to the U.S. to assess what they're really hoping is a valuable trinket. Turns out that it's just a Phra Kruang, a cheap pendant that's sold by the thousands on the streets of Thailand as a good luck charm. The two brothers leave in a huff, but the sister, Priscilla, thinks there has to be more to the story, based on an incident that happened to her a few years earlier. Silver had a reputation for being a monster, but when Priscilla was suffering from a moment of self-doubt (she'd been trying to set up an NPO to help the poor), her grandfather told her to "look for someone that can act as a mirror to reflect your life back at you". She takes this to mean that the pendant is connected to someone important to Silver. Priscilla flies Shinra and Tatsuki to Thailand, and they fairly easily track down the maker of this particular pendant. Then, based on an odd flaw in its construction (the Buddha is missing its legs), the factory owner recalls that some years ago he gave it to a happy-go-lucky boy from Myanmar that had been traveling through Thailand doing odd jobs to raise eating money. The boy had been living in a hut in the jungle, but it's abandoned now, and empty liquor bottles are strewn all over the floor. The three detectives stop for lunch at a cafe that has a picture of Silver next to a young man, named Shida. The cafe's owner says that Silver had been visiting Thailand, riding in a boat down one of the rivers, when it got rammed by another boat and he was thrown into the water. Shida saved the older man, who then would wire money to him via an ATM every month, and visit the guy once a year. But, according to rumor Shida stopped working, turned alcoholic, and eventually disappeared. Priscilla is satisfied with this story (knowing from experience that money corrupts the poor) and she's happy to return home.

****** Spoilers *****

Shinra's not happy, though, and he sets off on his own to track down the family lawyer to get to the truth. Which is that Silver was indeed a monster. He hated the idea of owing his life to someone else, and felt that he really did die in the accident. While Shida was his "mirror", it was one that had to work correctly. That is, when Silver died, Shida had to die, too. To this end, when Silver visited the boy annually, he forced Shida to drink with him. Eventually, Shida became addicted to alcohol, and needed medicine to stay alive. When Silver died, the lawyer was instructed to stop the ATM payments. Shida could no longer afford medical care, and finally committed suicide by drowning himself in a river. Shinra takes the Phra Kruang pendant from the lawyer, and says he's going to bring it to Shida's grave so the man won't meet that monster a second time in the afterlife.

The only natural history is the examination of Thai protective amulets, and the process by which the cheaper ones are made (there are more expensive collector's versions, though.) Shinra doesn't keep any payment that we're shown.

(The altercation.)

Higaisha, Kagaisha, Mokugekisha (Victim, Assailant, Witness)
Shinra, Tatsuki, and her family are celebrating New Year's, and her grandfather wants to participate in Hinode - the first shrine visit of the new year. He, Shinra and Tatsuki go to a big Shinto shrine that is packed with other people all having the same idea. Tatsuki gets separated, and witnesses two people fighting over a leather bag. She runs through the trees to get to the scene, but it's deserted except for the bag that's now lying on the ground. She locates a policeman and hands the bag over just as a man and a woman run up, both claiming the bag is theirs, and both denying that they know the other person. The policeman can't solve this riddle so he drags all three of them to the nearby koban (police box). Shinra and old man Nanase arrive to find out what the delay is. Both the guy, university student Hanao Mimishita, and the woman, university student Hitomi Mayuguchi, can describe the contents of the bag, and can explain why it has something belonging to the opposite sex (a wallet, 3,000 yen and a make-up pouch). Tatsuki couldn't see the event clearly, so she doesn't know who the attacker was. After a while, Hanao and Hitomi confess that they know each other, but they both say the other person was evil and cheating on them so they broke up and refused to admit what was actually going on. At the end, both of them say they don't care any more, they just want to leave and the other one can keep the bag. Shinra suggests to the police that they allow both suspects to go free.

****** Spoilers *****

Back at the Nanase house, Shinra says that the police have probably arrested the real criminal by now. The entire point of the episode was for a witness to see that altercation and the police to get involved as a smoke screen. The real goal was to get access to the victim's bank card and use it to clean out their savings account before they had time to notice that it was missing. The police intercept Hanao as he's about to use the stolen card at an ATM. He'd been leeching off of Hitomi for months, then set it up so that she'd walk in on him when he was sleeping with another woman. He put Hitomi's card in an outer pocket of her bag, then allowed her to throw him out of her apartment. At the shrine, he swept in to grab her bag and during the struggle took the card out of the pocket before leaving the bag on the ground. Shinra knew the bag was Hitomi's because the lipstick in the make-up pouch matched what she was wearing (Hanao claimed the pouch belonged to the woman he was dating after Hitomi broke up with him).

No natural history. The only payment is that the Nanase family gives him a free dinner.

(The smoking jacket.)

Tsubaki Yashiki (Camellia Mansion)
Yukitaka Horiba is the current CEO of Horiba Trading, a happy-go-lucky slacker that has been foisted on Hibio Kanbe, the company's accountant. The company is doing poorly and needs more money coming in, but Yukitaka isn't too concerned. Then, he gets a letter from his grandfather's lawyer. The old man had died the previous year and had gifted his beloved estate, Camellia Mansion, to his grandson. Yukitaka sees this as the windfall that will save the trading company, but the place has been abandoned and is in a shambles. Hibio thinks they should raze the building and just sell the land, but Yukitaka has a better idea - pump a fortune into refurbishing the place to its former glory and sell it to someone rich. A few months later, the place looks fantastic, but there's no buyer in today's market. Hibio suggests selling the land again, but the lawyer says the dead grandfather had told him that if things went south they should contact Shinra for help. The boy comes out to the house, and fails to find anything of any particular worth. He is interested in a very colorful smoking jacket that has flower prints all over it, but it's not very valuable. They go out to the newly landscaped yard, and there's nothing important there either, just some trees, a pond and a small bridge. Shinra apologizes and prepares to leave, with Yukitaka heartbroken.

(The newly refurbished estate, and finding its secret.)

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At the last minute, Shinra realizes that the bridge is in the wrong location. The trees in the garden match up with the patterns on the smoking jacket. Yukitaka's grandfather used to gamble playing hanafuda, a Japanese playing card game, and the patterns on the jacket match the most valuable cards in the deck. The old man used to wear the jacket when making big business decisions. The thing is, only four of the five hanafuda trees are visible from the current bridge, which Yukitaka had installed to allow people to cross over the pond. Shinra realizes that the bushes had grown in together to block a previously overlooked pathway, and that the landscapers hadn't realized it, either. The boy crawls under the bushes and finds the missing camellia plant next to another, smaller bridge. Beside which is a small shrine box containing a number of large gold bars. Later, Yukitaka learns why his grandfather had specified that he should under NO circumstances tell ANYONE about the estate, and he is now visited by government agents trying to get their hands on the estate back taxes.

There's a discussion of the hanafuda cards, and their relationship to the trees planted in the garden. Shinra gets the smoking jacket as payment.

(Part of the account of Kagou's robbing Ryuuboku.)

Jihaku (Confession)
Natsuki Kagou is a burglar that has been arrested on murder charges. After months of denying that he killed anyone, he finally confesses. The victim, Ryuuboku, had been a regular visitor to Shinra's museum, and Shinra has a vested interest in helping Det. Kujirazaki in solving the case. Kagou's lawyer, Mariko Ueno, suspects that Kagou is the victim of police manipulation and that the real killer is going to get off scot-free. The current theory is that Kagou had broken into Ryuuboku's house, accidentally encountered the victim before tossing the room, hit the guy in the head with a hammer, and then gone into another room to look for money. On going to the front door to exit the house, Kagou was stopped by Ryuuboku, who was standing in the way holding an umbrella stand. Kagou had taken a knife from the kitchen, there was another struggle, and Kagou stabbed the victim in the chest before running out the front door. A security camera outside captured his face, and the police tracked him down to his apartment, where he still had the money and hammer. Additionally his fingerprints were all over the crime scene. The problem is, the knife wound was messy and there was blood all over the victim's floor, but no splatter on Kagou's clothes. Kagou admitted to the robbery, but insisted that he hadn't stabbed Ryuuboku. Mariko argues that someone else came into the house afterward, killed the victim, then left through the back window the way they'd came, out of view of the security camera.

Questions: Why are there no fingerprints on the knife, and no splatter on Kagou's clothes? Why did Ryuuboku go to the front door to grab the umbrella stand instead of just calling the police on the phone? Who killed Ryuuboku?

****** Spoilers *****

Shinra notices that there are some strange marks on the wooden handle of the kitchen knife, and they match the wire pattern of the umbrella stand. On top of this, Ryuuboku had a young son, who would come home at about 3 PM when the school bell would sound. Shinra speculates that when Ryuuboku had been hit in the head with the hammer, he heard the school bell. Fearing that his son would come in through the front door soon, he staggered to the kitchen to get the knife and then tried to block the doorway. Kagou wanted to exit that way and he grabbed the umbrella stand to defend himself. There was a struggle, and Ryuuboku dropped the knife, which stuck in the floor point down. Kagou swung the stand to hit the knife away, and it got stuck between the metal tines of the wrapped wire. This extended his reach and allowed him to stab Ryuuboku in the chest without getting any backsplash on his own clothes. Kagou freed the knife handle from the stand and tossed it aside so no one would figure out what happened. Then he got arrested and fought to avoid the murder charge. After several months, he realized that if he confessed now, he'd have the benefit of the doubt and his lawyer could argue that he was the victim of police brutality. What makes Shinra so angry is that the man refuses to accept responsibility for the pain Ryuuboku's widow and son are experiencing now, and he wants the killer to live with that every day while he is serving his sentence.

No science or natural history. No payment, in that Shinra is taking this case as a personal favor for the victim, who had been a regular at his museum.

(Back cover)

Comments: The two police cases are fairly standard and not overly interesting. Phra Kruang is very dark and disturbing, although it is one of the two stories this time to actually have any natural history associated with them. Camellia Mansion is a much lighter-hearted tale with a feel-good ending and is the one that I like of the four. The artwork is standard for C.M.B., but I love the design of the smoking jacket, and the garden layout is really nice, too. Recommended if you like the series.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Q.E.D. iff volume 1 review

Ok, the first volume of Q.E.D. iff is now out (as of June 17, 2015), and there's really no major differences from the original series. As far as I can tell, the only reason for the name change is to mark Q.E.D.'s running in Monthly Magajin R. Anyway, I already wrote up the first story, iff, so I'll repeat it here as-is.

(All rights belong to their owners. Images used here for review purposes only.)

Q.E.D. iff, vol. 1, by Katou Motohiro. Grade: B

iff (Magajin R, 2015)
The story starts out with a question of why some people fight each other and others don't, then jumps to a sculpture artist who is discovered murdered (strangled) in a locked room, and finally joins Kana and some classmates. Her class is going to graduate from high school next year, and they're worried about the situation they'll be leaving in the laps of the younger students - the building used for the kendo dojo is really rundown. There had been money promised to the school for a new building, but for some reason it's failed to materialize. Kana and her friends decide to pay a visit to their delinquent donor, arriving at the sculptor's studio just as Kana's dad, the homicide detective, is questioning the victim's students and secretary on their whereabouts. The solution makes itself apparent - the money has been frozen while the police try to determine how the sculptor died.

Kana talks Touma into helping her, and he agrees only as long as she does all the work interviewing the suspects. She does this, while Touma works on moving into a new building (the caretaker at the apartment complex he had been living in had complained that the weight of the books in Touma's library was causing structural damage to the floor of the building. Touma solves this issue by buying a house with a sunken first floor for his library.) The suspects are: The artist's secretary (who is also one of his many former wives), his number one student (who is frustrated that his teacher has chosen to take a younger, female student to his latest exhibition in New York), the younger student (who wants the artist's money and the opportunity to get her own agent), and a young woman hired to act as a nude model for the artist's latest work (maybe she didn't like his sexual advances).

(Touma explains the idea of IFF.)

The story is 96 pages long, and of course Touma identifies the killer and the secret of the locked room. The only real difference in justifying the change to the name of the manga is that Touma used a new introduction when making his deductive argument - "iff"; or, "if and only if". As in"A can be true if, and only if, B is true".

(Komakichi discovers Kaijirou Tategami.)

Ryoushi Rikigaku no Toshi ni (In the Year of Quantum Mechanics, original to the book)
Motohiro posted an advertising video for this story on his Facebook page, and in it the title is given in English, so that's what I used. Komakichi Tadzuna is a "researcher" in a quest for free energy, and he has a real estate agent take him out to the middle of the mountains where he thinks he'll be able to find a power spot. They encounter a small cabin, which Komakichi thinks is perfect. The roof caved in during a mudslide decades ago, and there's a pile of rubble and tree branches in the middle of the room. Komakichi pushes them aside and discovers a mummified body propped up against the back wall, with a rifle in its lap and a death poem (Like the flower returning to the seed and the bird to the egg) written on the wall.

(Touma talks about the early history of quantum mechanics, and the two factions including Einstein, Bohr, Heisenberg, Born and Schrodinger.)

Meanwhile, in a university in the big city, astrophysics student An Tategami is mad at being told that her research paper still isn't good enough and needs to be rewritten. A classmate comes into the room and shows her a story about the mummified body, which has been identified as Kaijirou Tategami. An says that's her long-lost great-grandfather. And, Kana is visiting Touma in his new house, where he's sorting through some old science magazines from the 1920's that he just bought from a collector in Kyoto. An old notebook falls out from one of the magazines, and Touma determines that it belonged to one of the science writers, Ryougo Hizume. Turns out that the magazines had been found in the hut with the mummified body, and became the property of Komakichi, who then sold them to the collector. Touma and Kana go to the hut to talk to Komakichi, and encounter An, who is on a similar quest after finding an old family scrapbook that had details of a slaughter that took place on her great-grandfather's land 80 years ago. Touma and An then try to piece history back together again from the information in the notebook and scrapbook.

We get a flashback to the 1920's, when Ryougo Hizume was working at the science magazine, trying to report on the then-current on-goings in the new world of quantum physics in Europe. In the middle of the hurricane were Neils Bohr, Schrodinger, Heisenberg and Max Born. The problem was how to reconcile Einstein's view of matter with the emerging idea of quantum probability, which resulted in the Copenhagen Interpretation, and Schrodinger's refutation in the form of Schrodinger's Cat. All of which are WAY, WAY over Ryougo's head, and he doesn't know how to report it. He notices a newspaper published by the "Tategami Church", which is getting some attention during the "occult boom". Seems that an old man named Kaijirou Tategami has formed a village in the countryside for his cult, and is reportedly performing miracles in healing the sick and infirm. Ryougo goes out to investigate, and discovers that the old man is very charismatic, highly interested in science, and intent on leading his followers to "Tama no Sekai" (an alternate world where peace and harmony reign). Unfortunately, the police are interested in the goings-on in the cult also, because there's a rumor that they're harboring a fugitive killer (which is true, his name is Gonzou Kura, and he'd murdered 7 people, including the wife and children of Shinta Abumi). Abumi, a former math teacher, joined the cult while trying to track down Kura, and Kaijirou told him to forgive Gonzou as the first step to rejoining his family in Tama no Sekai.

(Kaijirou explains the idea of negative probability.)

As time goes by, Ryougo quits the science magazine and becomes the editor of the church's newspaper. He learns more about some of the other people in the village, and is brutalized by the police for not telling them where Gonzou is. He also watches Kaijirou relieve the suffering of bedridden patients, and knock out unbelievers just by holding the Mirror of Enma in front of them. Occasionally, Kaijirou would talk to Ryougo about things like multiple dimensions, parallel universes, and the idea of negative probability, which dovetails with Touma's explanations of quantum mechanics. According to the notebook, one day Kaijirou and Ryougo were up in the hills to visit the old man's retreat, a small shack he had built, when there's the sound of gunfire from the village, and the police come in and arrest everyone there. A number of bodies were found in the aftermath, but the shooter was never identified. Supposedly, the old man told the reporter that there was something he could do to right everything, and that's the last time either of them saw the other, and then the notebook ends. However, newspaper articles in An's family scrapbook say that Kaijirou had been in the main shrine building in the village when the police burst in with guns blazing, and they were the ones that killed nine of the parishioners before arresting everyone else. Kaijirou had been spirited out of the village by someone and disappeared. This is where the scrapbook account ends.

Questions: What really happened the night of the massacre? How did Kaijirou get to the hut and why was he mummified? What happened to Ryougo? How did the Enma Mirror work, and was Kaijirou really performing miracles? Does Komakichi succeed in his quest for free energy, and does An drop out of school in disgust?

(Back cover)

Comments: iff is a straightforward locked room mystery, and is the only place where the phrase "if and only if" gets used in the book. In the Year of Quantum Mechanics is one of the first stories in a long time to return to Q.E.D.'s scientific roots, with a rather extensive overview of the 1920's debate over whether "God plays dice with the universe". There's not a lot of depth, but there's still the expectation that the reader has some understanding of the terminology being used. Unfortunately, there's no real connection between quantum physics and what Kaijirou was doing. On the other hand, the massacre was in part triggered by a scientific flaw in the old man's logic in describing the nature of God and Tama no Sekai.

Recommended if you like the rest of the series.

Direct Youtube link for Motohiro's video

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Shironami Shochu Poster

One of the advantages of being able to speak Japanese is that occasionally you can get into interesting conversations. When I was at the "Gambare Shopping District Fest" at Amupla on May 31st, there was one table set up that had several bottles of shochu out. As I got closer, I noticed they were for Shironami, which I've had before. I asked if they were selling the shochu by the glass, and the answer was "no", these were free samples. In fact, they couldn't even sell the bottles. They could only provide the samples. One of the brands was made using barley, rather than the traditional sweet potatoes, and the staff kept referring to it as being more like whiskey. One of the guys wanted to know why I was in Japan, and I mentioned that I like anime and manga. Suddenly his face lit up and he ran away. Several minutes later, he came back with two of the posters that had been designed by Studio Ghibli (1'x2' and 2'x3"), commenting that they weren't signed. He immediately set to wrapping them up for me, so I felt compelled to take one more sample cup of "whiskey" shochu before I accepted the posters and walked away.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Chopper Park

If you're not an anime or manga fan, then you're probably unfamiliar with One Piece. One of the characters in the series, Chopper, kind of looks like a humanoid deer. On Sunday, the 21st, Amupla hosted Chopper Park, which largely was cover for one of the Japanese cell phone companies to advertise their contract plans to the adults. But, there was a bounce room for the kids, a small stamp rally, and a spin-the-ball raffle for prize toy give-aways.

(The stamp rally goal point.)

(The big colored wheels have colored balls inside. You spin the wheel around a couple of times and one of the balls will fall out. The color of the ball indicates the prize you win. Generally, white means, "you lose". There are a LOT of those.)

(Cut-out pose board for Miss Volcano-Head.)

(One of the stamp points.)

And, every couple of hours, there was a scheduled appearance by Chopper himself. He looks smaller in real life.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015


I had the big camera with me when I went up Shiroyama to take time-lapse shots of the volcano, and as I was coming back down, I noticed two spiders next to the walkway. The camera's macro mode was useless for these shots, and I ended up having to experiment with manual focus for the first time. That didn't go so well either, because I wanted to zoom in as far as I could to get a bigger shot of the insects, and that completely destroyed the manual focus settings. I had to turn the camera off and try again. I could get the camera to focus right, but because it was zoomed out too far, the resulting pictures came out too grainy.

I need to find bigger spiders.

Funny. A few days after I wrote that comment, I was walking by a konbi parking lot, and I found this guy. He was injured, so he might have been thrown off from a car or truck somewhere. Still, a tarantula is not something you expect to find in the middle of a modern, industrialized city.

Unfortunately, while I'd had the big camera with me, I'd just finished running the battery down to zero with another time-lapsed photo session with the volcano, so I couldn't capture all of the detail here. I would have liked to get a better close-up of the eyes.

Monday, June 22, 2015


Yuukitchin (Your Kitchen), providing all your pork needs. Buta-man.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Flying ANA

Do flying squirrels really need skis?

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Small Adventures #39

There's this thing I first noticed shortly after moving down to Kagoshima 4 years ago. Occasionally, at night, somewhere shortly after 9 PM, there'd be this wooden "clacking" sound, kind of like what you hear at sumo tournaments. "clack" "clack". "clack" "clack". Every once in a while, I'd get the urge to run out with my camera to try to get a photo of whoever was doing this, thinking it'd be some kind of old guy in a watchman uniform or something, but either the sound was too far away, or I'd be in the middle of something that I didn't want to interrupt. And this goes on 4 years.

Finally, this week, as I was coming home from the grocery store, I heard the clacking sound from just half a block in front of me. And I had my camera. So I hurried forward, getting the camera ready just in case. What I found was a tall guy, maybe in his late 40's, wearing a white worker's undershirt, like you occasionally on see blue collar craftsmen, and dark slacks. Around his neck was a long white cord, with long pieces of wood on either end. Beside him were two younger guys; I couldn't tell if they were his sons, or just two friends. They were carrying on a regular conversation, while the tall guy in the middle clacked the sticks in a slow rhythm. "clack" "clack". "clack" "clack".

I couldn't get a good shot, so I returned home. And for the next hour, as the three guys snaked back and forth around the neighborhood, I could sometimes make out a "clack" "clack". "clack" "clack". I've been told that this is a traditional way of telling people to be careful at night.

I believe it just means that some people think that there's absolutely nothing to watch on TV at night.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Hokuto no Ken Pachislot

I assume you're at least familiar with pachinko. That's that Japanese game with all the little steel balls that bounce around on a playing board with lots of little nails, making bells and whistles go off and eventually falling into holes in, or at the bottom of the board. Modern pachinko machines are computerized to be much more noisy, and have video screens to play animations when you hit certain point combinations. Well, Pachislot ("pachinko" + "slot", pronounced "pachi-slow") is a computerized version of the American slot machine, along with the video screen for playing those animations. One of the more common pachislot machines is for Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star). There's a game version for the Nintendo DS, which I picked up used for 950 yen ($8 USD).

Hokuto no Ken Pachislot for the Nintendo DS.
I don't like pachinko, pachislot, or slot machines. To me, they all seem programmed to not stop consistently when I expect them to. It's way too easy to rig these things in software, and I've got betting things to do with my time and money than sit in front of one and swear a lot. On the other hand, Hokuto no Ken. I figured I'd get it just for the artwork.

And yeah, I'm disappointed. The game fires up with two options - play a game, or play with the extras. The extras are a couple mini-games that are crude and boring, to be generous. One mini-game has Ken walking over planks of wood to save refugees without falling off the side. That all, nothing else. The other mini-games are no better. The first option then gives you "new game" or "continue". Because the previous owner saved a dead game, there's nothing to continue. "New game" gives you "tutorial" or "dictionary". Dictionary mode just shows you some of the secrets you get to see in the extras screens, and duplicates the tutorial without letting you progress to the game itself.

Leaving me with tutorial mode. Ok, you get the above screen, announcing what you're going to learn about next (here, it's "important point #4", what happens if you get a "Chance" result in the game).

And then the explanation. Ok, fine. Click next, go to the next point. And click again. And again. After 10 highlight points, which may be as many as 2 or 3 screens of text each, I get a quiz. Initially, there are 3 questions per quiz, but later it's as many as 6. Get all of the questions in the quiz correct and you win some coins for the game. Get just one wrong, and either you have to sit through the entire 10-point tutorial again just to have another shot at the quiz, or you forfeit the coins and go to the next set of 10 highlight points. At first, I tried writing the questions down, and then the answers, repeating the quiz multiple times to get all three questions right, but after 4 quizzes,  (40 highlight points, for 50 data screens), it started to get too ridiculous. Instead, I grabbed my camera and just started shooting every single data screen so I could go back and look the answers up on my laptop as I went through the tutorial for real.

After about 2 hours, the battery on my camera was dying and I was still just on highlight point 121. This was getting insane. What kind of tutorial, just to START the game, takes 2 hours and has over 140 screens of explanatory text!? I put the game away and recharged the camera. A couple of days later, I was in Tenmonkan, killing time between English lessons on a Saturday, and I had a place to sit down and bring the game and camera back out. It took over 30 minutes of simply clicking "next", and deliberately trying to fail the quizzes just to get back to highlight point 121. Then, I fall back into the routine of click, click, photo, repeat. Again, I spent more than an hour with this before finally reaching the end of the tutorial at highlight point 200. And this is just time spent jumping past screens; I'm not even trying to read them, understand the quiz questions, or even repeating the tutorials if I blow one of the questions. So, what happens next?

At this stage, I've gotten 9 coins by accident (I got one quiz right) and I'm being asked to save the game (first chance to actually save after 2 hours). I say "no", and the game returns me to the opening credits screen. I assume that if I said "yes", the "continue game" option would let me play, but I'd only have 9 coins to work with. I'd go through that fast, and probably have to do the tutorial all over again anyway without ever having a chance of getting the hang of the game. So, I'll wait until I have a free 4 hours, a full charge on the 3DS, and my laptop in front of me, and do the tutorial for real. Keep in mind, though, that all the bonuses, the cool fight animations, the obtaining of stars and everything, is all based on what shows up on the slots screen. Which is random. And I hate playing slots because they're rigged. On top of this, I'm expected to remember 200 pieces of "important" information about what happens if I get a cherry, 3 watermelons, or 3 7's on the screen, followed by a cherry, 3 watermelons, or 3 7's on the next screen, and on how much I've bet per pull of the lever.

Good thing I got this game just for the artwork, and not because I wanted to play it. Good grief. NOT recommended.

Super duper major bonus if you get really, really, really lucky. Still part of the tutorial. I have no interest in playing long enough to ever see this in the game itself.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

A Little Birdy Told Me

At night, along Street Car Street, the trees are REALLY noisy, but I've never been able to figure out what's making the chirping. I thought it might be bats or something, but it just turns out to be many, many small birds all in one place. I recorded it to show what it's like.

Direct youtube link

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Wanko Soba Contest

Over the weekend, I guess a local restaurant had a contest to see who could eat the most wanko soba within a fixed time period. Wanko Soba originated in Iwate prefecture, and is a kind of buckwheat noodle that is served in a small bowl.

I caught a couple minutes of one round on my way into the school on Saturday at 1:30 PM. When I got back out at 3 PM after the lesson ended, the contest was done for the day.

We're now getting into rainy season (which usually lasts for 2 weeks) and we got a lot of really heavy rain on both days. I didn't bother coming back for the second day of the contest so I don't know who the final winner was.

But, the highest number was 66 bowls for Saturday. Not too shabby.

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I had 2 hours to kill between lessons, so I grabbed some snacks, and camped out on one of the benches near the stage. Actually, I wanted to try to figure out a used game I'd bought for the 3DS, which has a really big tutorial and review quiz right at the beginning. So, I was taking photos of each of the tutorial screens to refer to them later on my laptop to get 100% on the quiz. This was taking well over an hour just to click through each of the screens and then pick the camera up to take the shots. As I was doing this, a bunch of foamhead mascots walked up to the intersection and started posing for pictures.

Sometimes, if you wait long enough, the events come to you.